Season 2, Episode 10: Straight Outta Beantown with Cinematographer Tommy Maddox-Upshaw, ASC
On this week’s podcast, Debbie + Kerri’s guest is celebrated cinematographer Tommy Maddox-Upshaw, ASC. Tommy shares the incredible story of his success and how the late, great John Singleton personally asked him to work on FX’s Snowfall. Also, why does he get late-night phone calls from Spike Lee? And how the hell do Kerri, Debbie, and Tommy end up talking about Take Your Gimp to Walmart Day? As usual, the tangents are plentiful, but the content is unforgettable!
Season 2, Episode 9: Performance Reviews and Marshmallow Fluff
Debbie and Kerri up their game with new podcast equipment that gets them overly excited about the sound effects. Kerri questions Debbie’s mental health, and the ladies give each other performance reviews. How will they score? A game of two truths and a lie will have you questioning: Did Kerri actually hang out with Chris Rock? Did Debbie say “Chanelo” to Charlotte’s wedding planner? Was Kerri an extra on the movie Drop Zone? Has Debbie NEVER done karaoke? They try to stay away from FMK but can’t resist when the conversation leads to another John (Cusack). This episode is entertaining and enlightening and will leave you questioning whether or not you should go out and buy marshmallow fluff.
Season 2, Episode 8: Two Moms, One Mic
Kerri + Deb are on FIRE in the raunchiest podcast they’ve recorded to date. It’s the FIRST TIME in a YEAR they’ve recorded in person, and they’re clearly very, very excited to be together in Kerri’s cedar closet, sharing one microphone. Dive headfirst into the depths of their insanity with more tangents than you can count. The girls cover everything from a game of FMK with cake, ice cream, or pie, Christian Slater, disdain for Hallmark holidays, and so much more. It’s a pretty hilarious and crazy ride, and they’re not sorry.
Season 2, Episode 7: Hamburglar, DaBaby and Kevin Spacey? Oy Vey!
Juggling motherhood and holding down an executive job ain’t easy, but Pietown Productions VP of Development Ally Weinberg makes it look simple! Deb + Kerri LOVE Ally because she’s not afraid to go down an incredibly BIZARRE rabbit hole during this week’s especially cringey version of Fuck, Marry, Kill that includes DaBaby and Hamburglar. The ladies move past the emotional roller coaster they put themselves through, and the episode morphs into entertaining tales of TV and motherhood. Get ready for a juicy ride!
Season 2, Episode 6: Sex and Step Stools
Are Debbie and Kerri the dirtiest moms you know? Their guest Josh Hyman thinks so! The three hit the ground running with an in-depth conversation about sex when you’re short that quickly morphs into what would happen if Tinder and Amazon were combined. An intense game of FMK ensues with the battle of the Toms, mustache-shaped pubic hair, motor-boating, stroking Adele’s hair, and Shakira’s orgasm noises. There is SO much more, so just hit play!
Season 2, Episode 5: Dirty Cheese and Kerri Louise
Dirty cheese and Kerri Louise? Whaaaaa? Once you listen, you’ll know what the girls are really talking about! While this episode is dominated by talk of nakedness and hygiene, the girls managed to squeeze in plenty of entertaining conversations covering a plethora of topics. Are you willing to sleep with someone who never brushes their teeth? Do you hate Mother’s Day? Is making dinner a struggle every.freaking.night? Be prepared to laugh your heads off and enjoy the unapologetic craziness of two Kerris and a Debbie.
Season 2, Episode 4: Comedy Porn with Comedian Corey Rodrigues
This week, the ladies are talking to comedian, actor, and radio personality, Corey Rodrigues. They cover everything from Corey’s foot fetish, Kerri’s lemon feet, Debbie’s suckable skittles, comedy porn, and so much more. Kerri won’t show her feet, but Debbie does show her boobs. Corey does Denzel and then tells us what the fuck to make for dinner. This super XL episode is the perfect mix of filthy and funny!
Season 2, Episode 3: Mime Crimes and Wet Meat
This episode has everything. Strangeburgers, Country club party strippers, breast feeding at funerals, Baby Alive, Little House criminal mimes, Bridgerton, JLo, feta TikToks, yogurt sandwiches, wet meat, and a quiz to determine if Regé-Jean Page would date you. Don’t miss this week’s episode featuring special guest and writer Sami Greenfield. You’re gonna need a map to find your way through all our tangents.
Season 2, Episode 2: Majestical Testicles
Kerri + Debbie interview the guy who’s interviewed Jon Hamm! This week the ladies talk to Eric Spitznagel, author, music journalist, and expert in inappropriate conversation. The three go off on many tangents but somehow keep coming back to balls and Jon Hamm. Topics also include sweaty gym sex, underwear, toothbrushes, and what the fuck’s for dinner. Debbie can’t make potatoes, Kerri has a fishmonger, and Eric has questionable browsing history. This episode is a million miles an hour but definitely a very fun ride, so brace yourselves, bitches!
Season 2, Episode 1: The Hamm vs. Regé-Jean Page… Who Would You Do?
Season TWO! Debbie + Kerri immediately slide off the rails. Did Kerri discover somebody new? Has Jon Hamm been replaced? Three words: Regé-Jean Page. Oh, and Bridgerton! But Deb’s still Team Jon Hamm, even if she’s trying to be Kosher. How about an orgy instead of fuck, marry, kill? Deb’s raging because of the endless inspirational quotes telling her how to live her “best life.” Are the girls actually going to get a blow job expert on the show? Listen and find out!
Episode 18: Ending with a Strap-On in Victoria’s Secret
Season one started off with a bang, and it’s ending with a strap-on at Victoria’s Secret. Debbie FINALLY stumps Kerri in Would You Rather, making her choose between Scarlett Johansson with a penis and Jon Hamm with a vagina. After the ladies compare notes about summer camp “back rubs” with boobie reach-arounds, they share listener reviews about how the podcast makes them pee in their pants. Debbie + Kerri are genuinely grateful for ALL of the ratings, reviews, and support for season one, and they can’t wait for an even BIGGER and better season two!
Episode 17: The Moist Episode
Debbie + Kerri have gone entirely off the rails this week. The ladies engage in a threesome for this international episode with Kyle Alexander, a much younger British writer. Their funny yet strangely insightful conversation runs the gamut, starting with a game of Would You Rather that has Kyle choosing between sex and chicken wings. He shares a CRAZY story about a night in Marseille that he doesn’t even remember, he reveals his erogenous zones, and finally gives us a whole new reason to like the word moist. The rails might be broken, but it’s a hell of a ride!
Episode 16: The Boobs Episode
Kerri + Deb change it up and play Five-Second Rule, which obviously leads them down a rabbit hole of about eighteen different tangents. Deb tells a story of how she accidentally gave some dude's junk a chemical peel, and Kerri “zipped” a guy a little too fast (think Something About Mary.) The ladies talk about being manhandled during mammograms, and Deb explains why she showed the technician her dick socks. The juicy convo continues as the ladies discuss the TV show “A Teacher” (SPOILER ALERT!), and Deb + Kerri can’t stop talking about Kate Mara’s boobs. This pod is off the rails, so settle in for a solid 30 minutes of laughing your way out of 2020.
Episode 15: Jon Hamm and a Dirty Diaper
Debbie is podcasting from her bed while eating pumpkin pie, and Kerri is feeling aggressive (more like bitchy) with her line of “Would You Rather” questioning. Debbie is left with a dirty diaper, bad breath, stinky stink, and crying while having sex. Meanwhile, Kerri is a wealthy, in-demand clown with a butt as strong as steel, and a tongue long enough to lick her neighbors. And, that’s not even the half of it… This episode will leave you feeling like you’re having a bizarre yet entertaining dream all while cozy in bed.
Episode 14: Fitzy and his Misfits
This podcast has everything… It’s got George Kippenhan, Nick Stevens, Brady, Gronk, Eddie and the Cruisers, Stefan, singing, and the Island of Misfit Toys. Deb + Kerri podcast over cocktails with the longtime BFFs and dynamic duo of the “Shit Pats Fans Say” viral videos. They talk comedy and careers, share small world stories, play FMK, and much, much more.
Episode 13: Doc Flynn’s Safe Word
Kerri + Deb are joined by renowned sports medicine doctor, Dr. Jess Flynn, aka “Doc Flynn.” As the ladies dive into the uncharted territory of sports talk, they give Jess a safe word for when the convo gets a little too dirty (which she obviously had to use a few times.) Throwing some athletes into the mix, an intense game of FMK ensues. Doc Flynn will totally blow your mind as she shares stories from the ER, leading to a very important and useful PSA about not shoving inanimate objects up your butt. You’re welcome.
Episode 12: Reunion Revenge Fuck
Deb + Kerri take a juicy trip down memory lane as they discuss their love/hate relationships with high school reunions. The ladies play a mean game of “Fuck, Marry, Kill” (celebrity version). Kerri shares moments from her very long awkward phase. Deb decides she likes adult Kerri better than high school Kerri. They share reunion confessions, including taking the theatre teacher as a date and a reunion revenge fuck, which they both agree is the only kind that matters.
Episode 11: Dick Fingers or Urinal Cakes?
Kerri + Debbie are joined by NY Times Bestselling author of The Buy Side, Turney Duff. Turney shares stories of Wall Street excess, including drugs, alcohol, sex, and money, and his unapologetic decision to walk away from it all (and a seven-figure paycheck.) The trio plays a mean game of “Would You Rather,” which leaves Debbie choosing between dick fingers and urinal cakes. Um, did Kerri really play pool at Corey Feldman’s house? Did Turney really smoke a blunt with Tone Loc and pee on his prom date? Don’t miss the fun while the turkey’s in the oven!!!
Episode 10: A Comedian Having Sex in the Back of the Amazon Truck?
Kerri + Deb put Comedian Kerri Louise in the hot seat and make her choose between having sex with the Amazon delivery guy, a wildebeest, and going to prison. Kerri has been featured on the Showtime comedy special, "Funny Women of a Certain Age." She's appeared on Oprah, Dr. Oz, + The Howard Stern Show, and she was a finalist on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Deb + Kerri catch her off guard during an explicit game of "Would You Rather." Find out how (and why!) she won the title of "Miss Congeniality" in the New Hampshire state beauty pageant. And hear how she's coping as she quarantines with her comedian husband, Tom Cotter, and their three teenage sons. No matter what, you're in for some laughs.
Episode 09: Personal Massagers + COVID Bush:
In this episode Deb shares her spontaneous giant COVID bush that somehow grew overnight. The ladies have to decide between orgasms and solid food. Kerri + Deb dive into the Sharper Image holiday catalogue and analyze the eclectic array of products, including portable saunas, heated winter coats, and vibrators disguised as personal massagers. Not only will you have a good laugh, you’ll also get some great holiday gift ideas!