Debbie and Kerri get emotional during the season finale, but not in the way you think! Their emotion comes from the SUPER inappropriate commercials from the 60s and 70s that WROR’s Lauren Beckham Falcone shared: Loves Baby Soft and the “sexy baby,” Nestea’s tasting the “taste of wetness” and Maxwell House’s captain, “me captain, you wife.” The unraveling is slow and steady as they delve into Aldi’s Easter bunny-dicks, inappropriate Passover Seder behavior (and surprisingly, not JUST Debbie!), and two new shows they’re “developing” called Colonoscopy Queenz and Couples’ Colonoscopy. Finally, they eulogize /roast each other that will definitely send them off with a bang. Kerri and Debbie will have you giggling your way to the end of Season 5. Thank you for a great season! Enjoy!

The penultimate episode of season five is short and silly and everything everywhere all at once. The ladies discuss Debbie’s nickname and their fondness for matinee concerts so they can get to bed early. Kerri shares her go-to dish that “worked every time” when she was young and single. They lose their shit over Martin Sheen falling off the building in The Departed, Debbie’s pelvic floor massage (once again), a Maine vegan’s license plate, the mom who forgot to pack her own clothes, and most importantly, the bullshit banning of drag shows. Kerri’s celebrating another birthday, so in her honor… please follow, download, review and share! Enjoy!

The cheese tax, the cheese tax…WTAF? The cheese tax has exploded, and thanks to Kerri, you'll be humming that catchy tune all day. This episode has the ladies teetering on the edge of many rabbit holes, but somehow they manage to stay on track. Debbie needs pelvic floor physical therapy, so of course, the ladies discuss what that entails and if it includes a happy ending. Kerri finally had to put the brakes on watching The Handmaid's Tale because it's a little too close to reality. A heated abortion conversation ensues about the bullshit scare tactics some losers are stooping to as they attempt to prevent women from having a motherfucking choice over their bodies. But, don't worry, they lighten things up as they dig into a story about a guy breaking the world record for Jenga using nothing but his gigantic tongue. You read that right! Enjoy!

Check out round two of the “Just a Taste” episode, and indulge in what we hope will be the most hilarious and inappropriate five minutes of your day.  You’re Welcome!

Debbie + Kerri continue to slide down all the rabbit holes and off the deep end into oblivion. The topics range from the enormity of women's responsibilities over school vacation week (and in general), and why women are called "nags" for trying to get shit done. The reality of their deeply suburban life isn't lost on these two. Debbie has too many plans, and Kerri is asleep by 9 PM. Kerri is still watching (and obsessing over) The Handmaid's Tale, and somehow a conversation about American Girl Dolls leads to Debbie's sex education from her naked, dirty Barbie orgies. A funny game of WYR ensues, leading the discussion to strict bears, a croissant tongue, sharts, and breakdancing. The ladies will keep you on your toes for this one. Enjoy!

This episode is ridiculously HI LAR IOUS. As out of control as ever. And WAIT until you get to the end; brace yourselves for a gut punch of uncontrollable laughter. Join Kerri + Debbie as they slide down all of the rabbit holes, off the motherfucking rails, off the deep end into oblivion. The girls keep it lite, covering topics ranging from The Handmaids Tale (super lite, right?), mocking marriage advice from the 1950s, flight nightmares, Kerri's wild night out with her husband, sex suggestions from Debbie's son, stuff you didn't know, and so much more! Episode 10 will have you breaking out your Boston accent and joining them from depatcha to the finish. A wicked happy ending indeed!

This episode is off to a rocky start! Debbie + Kerri attempted to record the podcast on video, but their performance in front of the camera was less than stellar. Kerri wins the competition of "who has the most control issues." Debbie's a wee bit hungover and still wearing last night's makeup, somehow leading Kerri to explain how to play "Betty White ping pong." BTW, do you know what a "thirst trap" is? Answer: Tom Brady! The conversation continues with Marie Kondo getting messy and what some haters say about it, that motherfucker Ron DeSantis's evident racism and his elimination of DEI programs, and how body image affects men and women like Taylor Lautner and Madonna. There's a lot packed into this 30-minute episode, and you'll be left wondering if the Loch Ness monster is a monster or just a whale waving his dick around!

In this episode, Debbie and Kerri will have your head spinning as they bounce from topic to topic in their heavily caffeinated and highly entertaining state. Highlights? Kerri is high on cheese (yes, cheese!), and she's shrinking. Debbie breaks out her best Shakira impression, and the girls discuss the motherf*cker who doesn't want his wife to wear maxi pads to bed. But it doesn't stop there! They spiral into a conversation about Celine Dion's "hard road ahead," hemorrhoids, dad bods, Milf Manor, fake financial security, divorce parties, and so much more! See if you can keep up! You're welcome!

The episode kicks off with a little Justin Timberlake and his SNL “Motherlover.” The girls don't plan to talk about porn again, but when Debbie says, "Drew Carey is a dirty bitch," Kerri needs to know why! Discussion of America's favorite game show host's sexual liaisons leads them to discuss sex dolls (and the proper way to clean them), red rooms, and the hot new Wiggles cast member, John Pearce, who has all of the "mums" super excited. But that's not all! Debbie read a book called "Wrong Place Wrong Time," and Kerri's hilarious voiceovers have the girls in hysterics. Did Debbie get a job as the next Netflix flight attendant making oodles of cash? Why does criminal, Anna Delvey, get a reality show? And why are women STILL apologizing? Things get serious for a bit as the ladies talk about the enormity of postpartum depression, but the episode finishes on a high note that will have you laughing out loud. So take a listen and go for a ride! Enjoy!

Get ready for erotic stories, porn, and passion... Oh My! Kerri discovered a new porn site for women by women and jumps right in to read some of the stories on the podcast, which teach some very valuable lessons (wink wink.) Debbie talks about the ten worst fashion trends of 2022. But she doesn't feel like the trends are that offensive because she'd totally wear sunglasses at night with low-rise jeans and a "coastal grandmother "top. The ladies make fun of incredibly overused sayings, leading to conversations about women and taboo topics. Don't miss this sexy episode! And, most importantly, SHARE it.

Episode 5 is off to a premature start but quickly goes into Debbie's recap of her trip to Denmark. Then she shares how she and her husband were "wrapping presents" (AKA having sex) while the kids were home. The ladies can't help but giggle as Kerri tells a story about a dude whose best friend is a turtle and was in his wedding party. Debbie discovered a new word stemming from A.C. Slater on Saved By The Bell. Then, the episode explodes with an important conversation about holding people accountable and an incredibly toxic anti-gender group residing in Debbie's town, attempting to get their supporters elected to local boards and prevent transgender issues from being taught at school. Don't miss this spicy episode! And, most importantly, SHARE it. Let's stop this anti-gender bullshit in its tracks!

Kerri and Debbie are completely off-script in the final episode of 2022! They try to play games, but the tangents take over as they discuss old shows they’d like to bring back. They question trying aerial acrobatics but quickly decide that’s a hard no. The conversation leads to the scientific proof that Jack could never have fit on that door (still questionable), giving Debbie and Kerri the idea for a sequel: “Titanic Two - Under the Sea.” Somehow this segues to things the ladies couldn’t care less about. FYI, they’ll be taking a short break in recording while Debbie does Denmark. Happy New Year! See you in 2023!!

You read it right! In this week’s episode, Debbie and Kerri stumble upon the underworld of cake farting while exploring their love for Brad Pitt and his consumption of shrimp cocktail (and other delights) in his movie roles. Kerri gets fired up about all the news we don’t care about, like the GMA affair and the Megan and Harry Netflix docuseries. Debbie had a midlife nose piercing and is fascinated by the other offerings at the piercing parlor. Seriously, there is so much more to this episode as the girls jump from tangent to tangent. So buckle up and enjoy the ride!

It's the most wonderful time of the year; however, Kerri + Debbie are sad to report that the Sharper Image catalog is a major disappointment, and they have nothing to share. Instead, they play games, including This or That, and then launch into a marathon holiday version of FMK (Elf, Grinch, and Santa Claus??) The conversation continues with secret credit cards and teachers filming porn. BUT THEN... they break out their Boston accents with a Good Will Hunting role play and intense discussion about Will's brothas. And WHAT would the ladies do with Martha Stewart? You won't be able to help yourself. Happy Holidays, and enjoy!!

It's the I'm Not Sorry Season 5 premiere and Debbie + Kerri are super excited to be back in the studio! They recap their summer trip to LA, the land of beautiful people and sad pancakes, and where they're somehow older and rate lower in that city than in Metrowest Boston. Their rollercoaster has ultimately brought them back to reality, the realization that Hollywood dreams don't pay the bills, and how trying to get a "real job," particularly as a woman re-entering the traditional workforce, is not easy. Debbie is post-hysterectomy and no longer has a uterus, and Kerri's fascinated by Debbie's large, gaping hole of nothingness. The episode continues with funny stories: one woman doing wheelies in a Walmart parking lot while drinking from a booze-filled Pringles can, another woman's condom experiment to prove that one size fits ALL, Kerri's shock over Debbie's hatred of brown clothing, and so much more! So get ready to laugh, learn a few new words and be happy… because WE ARE BACK!!

It's the I'm Not Sorry Season 4 finale, mothafuckas, and there's sooooo much to talk about! Debbie + Kerri are fired the fuck up, and nothing is off-limits. Let's start with the Utah lawmaker who insisted that women can control their semen intake. She must have been absent the day they taught sex in sex class. Next, Kerri + Debbie share middle schoolers' sex questions. While the girls rarely get political, they sure as shit make their voices heard when it comes to women's bodies, choices, and rights! Because this time? It's fucking personal. Finally, the ladies discuss a badass breastfeeding mom who, in only her granny panties, chased a bald eagle who was attacking her pet goose. Kerri wonders, would Debbie do the same? And, as usual, there's so much more in this episode that will have you laughing out loud! Enjoy!

Welcome to the penultimate episode that has Debbie clearing her throat and swallowing… OYSTERS! The girls discuss the cringeworthy moments in some of the most iconic movies we loved but would never fly now. Kerri does everything she can to gross Debbie with her impressively nasty Would You Rather question. The ladies celebrate Lizzo, question why a braless McKayla Maroney is in the news, and rip apart a certain Kardashian (pun intended). AND Debbie's going back under the knife finally get that hysterectomy! You'll hear the irony of how she'll have to birth her uterus. There's so much more in this episode that will have you laugh out loud! Enjoy!!

Kerri + Debbie saw Maverick and are ready to share their review! Why is Jon Hamm so angry? Also, they don’t even know which was funnier, Tom Cruise grunting his way up a mountain, the teenage boys making fart noises all through the film, their lunch consisting of popcorn and m&ms, or their own running commentary. Then, Debbie wonders if she’s the asshole during a “shitty” situation, and Kerri can’t help herself as she grills Debbie with random questions. For realz… can Debbie say “no” to anything? What really makes Kerri tick (or gives her major anxiety?) You’re going to have to listen to find out! Their world is filled with controlled chaos, but at least they can laugh about (most of) it! Enjoy!

The ladies are giddy with excitement about being back together in the studio, seeing the movie Maverick and Jon Hamm. You’ll totally get their nostalgia for all things 1986, including music, tv shows, and waterbeds. Debbie and Kerri discuss pride month, the importance of accepting all people as they are, NO MATTER WHAT, and that the rainbow means way more than just pretty colors. The conversation evolves to advocating for yourself, “Hot Girl Summer” (and if that is still a thing!), hotel sex, and so much more. This episode is so fun and will have you singing Highway to the Danger Zone along with them, then buying a ticket for Maverick. Enjoy!

The ladies jump right in with a story about Kerri finally getting closure from her 8th-grade crush. Then they discuss the "unorthodox" method of enhancing fertility, according to the Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker's doctor. Caution: This story may make you gag, wink, wink. But it's nothing compared to the woman who birthed her sixth baby roadside as her five kids watched, all because she wanted to run an errand before heading to the hospital. WTF?!? Don't miss a speedy yet intense game of would you rather that will have you debating which is better: being young and innocent or old and horny! Go listen and get your giggle on!!