There’s some incredibly heavy shit happening in the world today, so the girls thought they’d lighten things up a bit with some good old butt humor. This episode will have you contemplating your back door in ways you’ve never even considered. Debbie + Kerri share stories about people finding themselves in precarious positions, including a Tik Tok star who had to have a pocket rocket surgically removed. People go to great lengths for an orgasm, but sometimes a little experimenting can go very, very wrong. You must listen to find out the specifics, but you won’t be sorry because you’ll be too busy giggling and clenching your cheeks. Enjoy!!

Good news! Debbie made it through surgery, had FUN, got reprimanded in post-op for swearing, and thankfully isn't incapacitated! Woot! Woot! Kerri's mortified about the truth behind swim-up bars and what actually happens at (or under) them. Debbie's fascinated with the "The Grow Your Clit Movement" and is debating whether she should join the fun. The ladies discuss cunty brides, the people who marry them, having babies (and what they DON'T tell you about giving birth), and so much more! This episode will have you nodding in agreement and laughing at the absurdities! Enjoy!

This episode was recorded pre-surgery for Debbie, and Kerri is worried that she may become incapacitated when under the knife. The ladies have some conspiracy theories about Siri and are disappointed she won't beatbox for them. Deb gets fired up about her strong endo cells, stating that her dick would be giant and girthy if she were born a man, and Kerri is unsure what she'd do with that... Then there's the discussion about the word "hump" and all that goes with it. The ladies share some great headlines, including a story about an Easter Bunny handing out condoms to kids. There is always SO much to say on the I'm Not Sorry Podcast, so tune in for another fun trip down the rabbit hole! Oh, and by the way, Debbie came out of her surgery just fine and funnier than ever.

Debbie has a serious case of the Mondays, and Kerri wonders if they broke a record for how many times they actually say the "c" word in one episode. With Mother’s Day around the corner, the ladies share some very inappropriate Mother’s Day gifts. Kerri + Debbie take an unexpected trip back to the 90s with their Christian Slater crush (and putting him back on their list.) Also, totally random thought, why does Tropicana have a new cereal meant to pair with orange juice? Tune in for some nostalgia, dirty language, toilet talk, and more. And have a very cunty Mother’s Day!

Attention, please… Snickers has officially responded to claims that they have removed the "dick vein" from their candy bars. Whaaaaa? And, what's with the uptick in public masturbation? Debbie + Kerri share a story about a guy on the train who took his pants and underwear off, lay bare-assed, and committed a lewd public act. Unsurprisingly, they move on to a hilarious headline from the Weather Channel regarding NASA "probing" Uranus and Twitter's reaction. Then there's the story about the woman who fell headfirst into an outdoor toilet while attempting to retrieve her phone. The ladies couldn't even finish the conversation; it was so vile. With every story, there are many tangents and hilarious nuggets. So, keep your pants on but drop what you're doing, and get ready for lots of laughs!

This week's guest is the LEGENDARY comedian, Jay Mohr!! Jay's prolific career includes major roles in movies including Jerry Maguire, Picture Perfect, and Go. He was also on SNL for two seasons, was named the Greatest Living Comedian by Rolling Stone in 2017, and one of the top 100 comedians of all time by Comedy Central. Kerri + Debbie quickly get deep with Jay, leading the conversation into many of their typical tangents. They discuss funeral raffles, Debbie's blouse puppies, Kerri's "list", Jay's sobriety, rumors about actors and what they all just might do to get a huge Hollywood paycheck. (And this is just the tip!) You don't want to miss this episode! Video to be posted soon so stay tuned for this very funny, "intimate" conversation.

Deb + Kerri survived adult gymnastics together! Although they probably should have ditched the pre-gymnastics sandwiches to avoid the after tumbling nausea. Lesson learned. The ladies then get into a conversation about where NOT to put M&Ms and buttery popcorn. After they contemplate the unfairness of nether region terminology, they welcome their very special guest, the Independent Butterfly. The crazy continues with a game of FMK featuring the cast of St. Elmo’s Fire, and then Pete, Ye, and Kim. Who would they pick? Tune in for their answers and way more… maybe a little too much more. Don’t miss it!

It's Kerri's 50th, and the girls are still celebrating! First, Kerri has many stories to share after her unforgettable birthday trip to the Dominican. Then Debbie and Kerri move on to adult gymnastics and the over-ambitiousness of getting their back handspring after two decades. Is it really a good idea? Once again, the ladies lust after Jon Hamm in the Top Gun remake, they play Five Second Rule, and Debbie shares her shitty experiences as a new dog owner. You don't want to miss all the fun packed into this memorable episode! The ladies are en fuego and promise to give you some laughs. Check it out!

The ladies get deep with Million Dollar Listing's Matt Altman. He and Debbie went to high school together, and she somehow managed not to sleep with him. Shocker. Kerri + Debbie learn all about Matt's road to success, becoming one of the world's top luxury real estate agents. Matt's driving around in a party bus (for a good reason) and shares some great stories, including how he and his brother Josh came back from the verge of homelessness using somewhat unorthodox means. You don't want to miss this episode, so buckle up and tune in!

It's the SEASON 4 OPENER MOTHAFUCKAS, and Debbie + Kerri start the season with a perfect mix of their silly shenanigans and deep conversation. They’re obsessed with Anna Delvey, Elizabeth Holmes, and the Tinder Swindler for some strange reason. The conversation includes midlife awakenings vs. midlife crises, Kerri's adversity to pirates, and an update on Debbie’s new "toy" from season 3. Kerri is sleep-deprived and loopy, Debbie is about to welcome a new dog, and they can’t stop doing impersonations. Are they any good at it? Tune in to find out!

Kerri + Debbie are on fire in this highly titillating season 3 finale! Debbie’s singing vibrator has arrived, and the ladies unbox it but can’t figure out how to turn it on. They test it out to music, which leaves them buzzing with laughter. There’s way too much singing, not enough coffee, and lots of Paul Rudd’s dick. Debbie + Kerri review wacky and weird Valentine’s gifts and finally end season 3 with a bang as they “renew” their vows. Stay tuned for season four, where the best is yet to come!

Today Debbie + Kerri shift from their usual fantastically filthy to simply fantastic as they welcome storyteller extraordinaire, Amy Güth. Amy first indulges the ladies in the incredibly awkward story (about accidentally giving her dad a bikini wax), which she told live on stage at Laugh Factory Chicago, landing her the title of Chicago’s Funniest Media Personality. The ladies celebrate Amy’s “curliversary”; the anniversary of when she decided NEVER to straighten her hair again because fuck fitting into society’s incredibly narrow beauty standard of how women SHOULD look! The journey continues into the depths of female empowerment, Bark Mitzvahs, Shofar blowing, Machine Gun Kelly + Megan Fox, the “Rape-aXe,” wedding proposals, and so much more. This episode is a little longer than usual but chock full of funny and clever conversation all the way through. Enjoy!

This quickie episode is off the rails from the start. Kerri needed a timeout two minutes in because of her spastic something or other in her bronchial thingy, which led the conversation to a new depth of inappropriateness. Kerri is still obsessed with Dexter (from 2008), adding Michael C. Hall to her list and loving his sister’s countless combos of fuck phrases. Kerri puts Debbie in the hot seat to discuss what she WOULDN’T do for a million dollars. While still recording, Debbie orders a singing vibrator from Sharper Image, while Kerri reads casket reviews from Amazon. As usual, it’s never a dull moment with these ladies. It’s quick. It’s dirty. It’s well worth the listen!

Debbie + Kerri are back in the closet together for the first time in a month! Woot! Woot! Today's episode opens with breaking news: A couple sued for selling their son's porn collection, and a lawmaker who pantsed a referee at a high school sporting event. Welcome to 2022. (Or is it still 2020?) Comedian Corey Rodrigues then joins the ladies to talk about aging and everything that goes with it. They debate cleaning habits, jobs they'd suck at, Corey's new hypothetical shoe company, and ask whether people in certain professions are allowed to be human. This episode was a lot of fun, so get ready to laugh like it's 2019!

In today's episode, the girls commiserate over Covid. Kerri's daughter has it and Debbie's getting over it. Debbie's very proud of her 'vid induced, accidental dry January (that's only been a week and totally won't last) while Kerri went to Puerto Rico and ran into Grant Show, AKA Jake from Melrose Place. The ladies laugh their way through several riveting "breaking news" stories, like how dentists can tell if you've given a blow job and the reality TV star who sold her farts and landed in the ER (or was that actually Sharper Image?). They forget some words and can't pronounce others, so everything is replaced with the word "dingdong." Try to keep a straight face as Kerri + Deb share the newest CDC "recommendations." Needless to say, the New Year is starting with a dingdong! Enjoy!

There's never a dull moment on the I'm Not Sorry podcast! First, Kerri and Debbie discuss rich men polluting the air with their dick juice. Next, the girls rage after revealing "breaking news" about a man wearing red lace thong underwear as a mask on an airplane. WTF? Then there's a story about a reality TV star who sells her farts for $1400/jar. Debbie's intrigued and insists on testing it out by sending Kerri the gift of flatulence. Kerri gives Debbie her prison name. Finally, they talk about Alec Baldwin's father-to-be faux pas. Tune in for the ladies' last episode before 2022!

Today’s episode will take you on a fun-filled, laugh-inducing emotional roller coaster! Debbie and Kerri will have you blushing within the first minute as they research the caloric content of the male ejaculate. The episode flipflops between filthy hilarity and female empowerment. Debbie is fired up about her comfort zone, and the ladies discuss the Sex and the City reboot (spoiler alert) and the short-lived Peloton ad that proves why we love Ryan Reynolds but aren’t so enamored with Mr. Big. And why are people so judgy about the aging of the SATC ladies? Finally, the countdown to Debbie’s hysterectomy continues. Prepare yourselves as Kerri + Debbie take you on a ride that will make you laugh while at the same time empowering you to be awesome living IN your comfort zone.

Yes, we’re talking about an actual hairless cat who was breastfed on a Delta flight. But it gets even better when Kerri + Deb dive right in with their commentary of this year’s Sharper Image catalog. Two words: Personal Massagers. The ladies get down and dirty with some new products, including a heated massager and one that responds to music and doubles as a vocal trainer. But, that’s not all! The catalogs are chock full of other goodies like “hot girl” pearl necklaces, personal saunas, and SO much more. Debbie + Kerri take you on a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some laughs!

Yes, that’s right, BALL DIPPING. But, before we go deeper into that, the girls grace you with a taste of their lovely voices while discussing the most commonly misheard song lyrics that will make you laugh out loud. Kerri tells a story that somehow includes Amelia Bedelia, and Debbie has an outright visceral reaction to her name. Debbie talks about a new birth control method called BALL DIPPING that she learned about in boxing class. The duo plays “Millennials vs. Boomers,” talk about ridiculous styles that cost piles of money and so much more! Need a laugh? Then get “Debified,” Google us motherfuckers, and we promise never to bring up Amelia Bedelia again.

Debbie and Kerri welcome back fitness influencer Jordan Syatt. In this “shocking” episode, Jordan breaks down why carbs aren’t the devil (and quite sexy), rocks his movie trailer voice, and shares when you’re the most likely to gain weight. Jordan gets fired up about putting butter in your coffee and disagrees with Debbie about New Years’ Resolutions. Finally, they share who they’d most like to transform into if given the chance and the pros and cons of having a penis. Don’t miss this super entertaining episode filled with healthy tips, juicy convo, and just a little bit of filth.