Season 3, Episode 10: Paul Rudd and the Dick
In this pre-Thanksgiving episode, Kerri and Debbie talk about Paul Rudd right out of the gate and his amazing dick scene from the movie “Wanderlust.” Deb eats a Reese’s ugly sweater-themed giant peanut butter cup on-air while Kerri slightly judges her and her love for processed chocolate. The ladies also discuss what they are NOT grateful for but hilariously share what they ARE thankful for about each other. Next, they tell trashy (and gross) Thanksgiving stories that they found on Reddit. Finally, the ladies question whether they meet the criteria to be a bad bitch. As usual, this duo is fired up and a little sentimental as they head into the holidays, and you don’t want to miss it!
Season 3, Episode 9: Two in the Pink, One in the Stink
Two in the whaaaaaa? Yeah, Debbie is genuinely shocked Kerri hasn’t heard this funny phrase before, and Kerri is even more surprised that her husband has. The ladies discuss Paul Rudd, the “Sexiest Man Alive,” which leads to a conversation about professional cuddlers. They wonder if that’s really a thing, or is it code for something else? The girls dig DEEP to learn more about the business of professional cuddling and escorts. This episode will have you laughing along with Kerri and Deb and make you want to spoon with someone. So get comfy, turn it up, and enjoy!
Season 3, Episode 8: Size Doesn’t Matter
Welcome to the I’m Not Sorry micro-episode! The girls had planned to meet in the cedar closet to record, but with sick kids at home, they had to Zoom instead. Deb can’t get past the word “micro,” obviously leading to a juicy discussion about micropenises. Kerri shares a few fantastic gems from a notebook found on the street with tips on how to be popular. Would the ladies really care if there were naked pics of them on the internet? But, the gist? Size doesn’t matter, as long as you know how to use your tongue! Did we really just say that? Enjoy!
Season 3, Episode 7: Debbie Gets Plowed
This episode gets dirty real quick when Debbie shares how a not-so-quickie cured last week’s rage (and apparently, her ankles can still touch her ears). Kerri and Debbie play FMK with the Brawny lumberjack, the Energizer Bunny, the Michelin Man, with a bonus Mr. Clean. The girls answer hypothetical questions, come up with a bizarre idea for a reality show, and play a little footsie under the table. There’s something for (almost) everyone, so plug in those headphones and enjoy!
Season 3, Episode 6: Deli Meat Sheets?
Deb’s seriously raging this week, and Kerri attempts to bring her out of her funk with a game of Cards Against Humanity, Period Pack. Kerri makes Deb legit dry heave with a question about Beyonce’s Diva Cup. Their hypothetical questions lead to discussions about deli meat sheets and the origins of oral sex. As usual, the tangents lead to more tangents. This week’s comedy podcast is a roller coaster of funny and deep. Just the way they like it.
Season 3, Episode 5: Personal Ads and Indecent Proposals
Season 3, Episode 5, is not so quick and very dirty. Kerri and Deb slip into something more comfortable as they write brutally honest personal ads for each other. The ladies play What Would You Do, with thought-provoking questions about delivering babies in elevators, switching genders for a day, and indecent proposals. For once, Kerri's dirtier than Debbie, and what a lovely surprise it is. So put on your headphones because you'll definitely need them, and have some laughs at their expense!
Season 3, Episode 4: Betches and Beyond
Today, Debbie + Kerri’s guest is Sara Levine, the super inspirational and intriguing Editor-in-Chief at Betches, a female-founded, female-run media and entertainment brand that provides a space for all women to get real about life—funny, honest, and unfiltered. Sara’s an editor, writer, memer, social media manager, podcaster, cheese eater, and insomniac. In this episode, Sara shares her obsession with researching MLMs, how she grew her career from a freelancer to Editor-in-Chief and gets personal in a cheese-themed FMK. Join us for lots of laughs as Kerri + Deb cheer on Sara and the rest of the kick-ass Betches crew who are paving the way for so much more to come.
Season 3, Episode 3: Animal Instincts
Season 3 Episode 3 is all about animal instincts, some of our favorite things, stray hairs, boobies, and so much more! Debbie + Kerri analyze the front-row “performance” given by two frisky gorillas at the zoo. Kerri shares a story about a VERY well-hung zebra from her family trip to the zoo (the picture speaks 1000 words and about 18 inches). Debbie’s obsessed with Goldbelly, and a Zumba instructor hit on kerri amid a panic attack on an airplane. Tune in for some belly laughs and plenty of inappropriate conversation!
Season 3, Episode 2: Twattastic
Season 3 Episode 2 is twattastic! Kerri + Debbie talk about how everyone seems so ragey these last few weeks… including them! Debbie’s bringing the word “twat” back (or is that Ted Lasso’s doing?) Kerri got “carded” at Clover, and Debbie left fart dust in Kerri’s guest bathroom. The girls keep trying to put Vicky the Robot in her box, but that bitch keeps popping out. And, as usual, the rails are off, and it’s just two middle-aged mamas gone cray.
Season 3, Episode 1: Vicky And The Wenus
Welcome to Season 3! Debbie + Kerri attempt to roast each other and fail miserably. The ladies discuss erogenous zones with the help of Vicky the Robot, Kerri’s Wenus, and Ronald McDonald’s load of pink slime that makes Debbie crave a strawberry milkshake. They debate semen vs. seamen, Debbie’s pubic mound, and Kerri fails a friendship quiz. As usual, the girls are so far off the rails that they’re pretty sure there were never any, to begin with…
Season 2, Episode 20: Royally Fucked
It’s the season two finale mothafuckas! And, today, Kerri + Debbie talk about how fantastic it feels to be back in the cedar closet after performing live on stage at Laugh Boston. Hear them revel in the comfortable familiarity of the closet versus the amazing yet soul-scaring stage! They continue with FMK, throuple version… but, with a royal twist. Don’t miss the hilariousness as Deb + Kerri reboot the robot, AKA Small Wonder’s Vicky from the Block. Enjoy! And, until next season… WE OUT!
Season 2, Episode 19: Shirts and Skins
Today on the show, we have strength and nutrition wizard Jordan Syatt, and NOT just because he says “fuck” as much as we do, but because of his kickass approach to health and fitness. Jordan is absolutely no bullshit, a wealth of knowledge, and very funny. Find out WHY he ate a Big Mac every day for a month and still lost 7 lbs. So many questions were answered, like, why should you fire your trainer if they tell you to stop eating fruit? Are carbs really that bad? He also shares a story about lighting pubic hair on fire. You’ll laugh, you’ll learn, and you’ll LOVE this episode! Deb + Kerri have found their guru, sherpa, shaman, and life coach in Jordan Syatt, and you will too!
Season 2, Episode 18: Humdingers and the Jade Meridian
Debbie went to a spa but climbed a telephone pole, and the real question is, WHY? Debbie also had her first male masseuse but isn’t sure how to feel about it. Kerri shares a new Dyson product that never loses suction, reminding Debbie that she needs a new vibrator. This conversation might just make everyone a little moist.
Season 2, Episode 17: Lucky Charms And Happy Endings
Kerri is super jealous of Debbie’s ability to snarf down two bowls of Lucky Charms, which leads them into a discussion about self-care. Before Debbie heads out of town for a spa weekend, the ladies fall into an abyss of naughtiness when Kerri gives her a Would You Rather that includes massages and happy endings. Enjoy the madness!
Season 2, Episode 16: The Reverse Cowgirl
Brace yourselves as Kerri + Debbie dive DEEP into the mechanics of sexual positions. Debbie immediately stumps and disgusts Kerri with a profoundly disturbing yet thought-provoking Would You Rather question. The conversation continues to unravel as the ladies dissect the scissor, crab, bounce, cowgirl, cuddle squat, doggy, lazy lay, and much more! Enjoy the ride (pun absolutely intended)!!
Season 2, Episode 15: XXL CVS Receipts And Comedian Kelly MacFarland
Debbie + Kerri invite comedian Kelly MacFarland into the hilarious fabulousness of the cedar closet, and not surprisingly, there are lots of laughs and tangents galore! The ladies talk about everything from semen all over the house (thank you, Bridesmaids!) to the XXL CVS receipts blowing in the wind and everything you can think of in between. Kelly was a bridesmaid TEN TIMES…. She tells us why she is such a wanted woman in an ugly dress and why earbuds make people look incredibly important(ish). You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you may even run to CVS to listen to the checkout music!
Season 2, Episode 14: THE QUICK AND THE DIRTY EPISODE
WARNING: EXTRA DIRTY. It’s THE QUICK AND DIRTY EPISODE, and you’re gonna love it. It’ll have you belly laughing from the depths of your filthy soul. Kerri + Deb discuss everything from the differences between making love (who SAYS that?), having sex, and fucking, to hilarious quotes and farting (of course)… The tangents, the singing (yes, their horrible singing!), and the sound effects will have you cringing with delight and nostalgia. This is an episode you’ll want to listen to multiple times. Enjoy, you naughty motherfuckers!
Season 2, Episode 13: Sharts Happen
Comedian Graig Murphy shares tales from the cruise ship like saltwater shrinkage (you know… like beef jerky), shit people say and do in buffet lines, and naked men overboard. A super silly game of FMK ensues, circa the 1980s! Graig shares how he got fat TWICE during Covid, and his Peloton gave him saddle sores which led to a Depends dependency. Whaaaaa? Kerri just invented Depends Thongs, and Debbie imagines having a moody dick. Obviously, moist is a cake, and wet is a pussy. And a tip for non-comedians: Don’t give them jokes unless they ask for it.
Season 2, Episode 12: Jerry Thornton is Kind of a Big Deal
Jerry Thornton is TOTALLY a big deal! Jerry’s a writer for Barstool Sports and a stand-up comic for clubs all over the northeast. This fun-filled episode will have you… confused, as the ladies grill Jerry during an intense Battle of the Toms in F*ck, Marry, Kill. Jerry won’t be sharing clothes with Tom Brady, but Scientology may be in his future. Deb would rather poop in her pants than use a public toilet, there may be a new side hustle for Jerry involving getting paid to poo, and Kerri falls off her chair at the mere mention of Kyle Chandler. This episode went in a very stinky direction, so take a seat (on the toilet) with your phone and tune in!
Season 2, Episode 11: First Day of Your Last Menstrual Cycle
Let’s be honest, does ANYBODY remember the first day of their last period? Debbie and Kerri discuss, and it certainly gets… interesting. WHO put the peanut butter WHERE?? And what about the hot sauce? Does Debbie have a strange new addiction? Did Kerri make her daughter lactose intolerant? What should you NOT say at the dinner table and also during sex? Who always gets the last word? These are super important questions that need answers! This episode is outrageously entertaining, deeply disgusting, and pretty f*ing hilarious. Dig in!